The Onion Movie
Comedy
Release Date
May 31, 2008
Duration
80 min
Status
Released
Language
en
Overview
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Casts
Norm Archer
Len Cariou
Cock Puncher
Steven Seagal
Dana Dobbs
Larissa Laskin
Sensei
Ken Takemoto
Dennis McCormick
Don McManus
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Ahmed
Ahmed Ahmed
White Black Guy Tim
Brendan Fletcher
Ivy Leaguer
Daniel Dae Kim
Cooking Show Chef
Meredith Baxter
Wizard Proteus
Jed Rees
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Peruvian
Ahmed B. Badran
Typical Neighbor Husband
Brian Powell
Kip Kendall
Scott Klace
Alzheimers Old Lady
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Sandy Kenyon
Producer
Orlando Seale
Producer
Erik Stolhanske
Melissa Cherry
Sarah McElligott
Surgeon General
Randy Oglesby
Dibo
Kwame Boateng
Kenneth Garber
Richard Fancy
The Masses
Alex Solowitz
Rapist Lisa
Savannah Haske
Rape Victim Julie
Rebecca Lowman
Steel Beam Architect
Jim Gleason
Line-Up Detective
Michael Harney
Porn Star
Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Gauge
Lollipop Love Dancer
Robert Hoffman
Office Worker
Joel McHale
Lollipop Love Dancer
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Kevin Federline
Wigger Jim
Bo Barrett
Heavy Girl
Chrissy Metz
Announcer
Marshall Manesh
Hippie Diplomant
Greg Cipes
Bryce Brand
Nick Chinlund
Bryce's Manager
Jim Rash
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Paul Scheer
Peen Out Guy
John Viener
James Nakatami
Gedde Watanabe
Gay Guy
Chris Villa
Gil Bates
Michael Delaney
Cockpuncher Entourage
Karen Miller
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